Butterflies in the belly...:)

In last week's Toastmasters session, I played the role of Table Topics Master. In Table Topics session, I read a topic. I select a person at random and ask him/her to speak for atleast a minute and atmost two minutes. At the end of the session, all the members are asked to vote for the "Best Table Topics Speaker". I thought some of the topics are really funny and wanted to post those on my blog.

The topics are as below:

I love my neighbour, because she looks more beautiful than my wife...
Till now I proposed 49... Looking forward to cross half-century on this valentine's day...
Investing in chicken biryani is better than investing in Stock market
Attending Salsa classes is one way of catching a female/male...
I am desperate to get married... but recession stops me...
Failures in love affairs are the stepping stones to handle wives succesfully...
I know guys always lie, but I still believe them...
Everytime I think she is gorgeous, she has a boy friend... or Everytime I think he is handsome, he has a girl friend...
I attend receptions only to have snacks

The members who attended the session and the speakers who spoke on these topics enjoyed a lot... Hope even you would enjoy imagining how the session would have gone...:)